Things are on the up and up.  You’re on a steady once a week hang out, frequent phone calls, and the text messages are beginning to get the everyday vibe.  Just when you think things are running smooth… Bam!  It hits you like that surprise bar tab you pull out of your pocket the next morning that rings more than just a couple digits.  Just my luck!!

A birthday.

If only it were back in the good old days.  Gather all your friends for cake and ice cream, smack around a pinata filled with candy, and play some pin the tail on the donkey.  Even if you pinned that elusive donkey’s head, you still go home at the end of the day satisfied and smiling.

Now, its a delicate game of thin ice.  Too many marbles, and the house comes falling down.  Too few, and she’ll wonder if you’re even interested in playing the game.

Since you’re still playing the getting to know you game, buying her anything big and serious is out of the question.  Jewelry, clothing, or anything else too meaningful is a big risk.  You don’t want to come off as a desperate guy who is going to buy your way into her life.

Not only that, if you misfire on a meaningful gift, you have a chance of causing more damage than good.  No one uses things they don’t like, no matter the price tag.

Getting nothing or simply a card is also a no-no.  Ignoring the princess on her special day is no way to be her prince.  Her crown is going to be nice and shiny on this big day, so make sure you’re doing something to acknowledge its presence.

There is one key word that will help you through this: perishable. And no, I’m not talking about a bunch of bananas or a carton of milk.

Getting her presents like chocolates, flowers, or even a nice dinner is the best play in your arsenal.

Why perishable you ask?

The relationship is still new and you may not even be sure it is a relationship.  You want to get something that will brighten her day for the moment, firmly planting your flag that you’re wishing her an amazing day, then you’re allowing the buzz to wear off as the day rolls on.

By getting her a present that has a finite shelf-life, you’re not risking making the relationship seem long term right off the start, and you become the sweet charmer that’s thoughtful.  She also won’t look at the present two years from now and call you the chump she talked to for two weeks and bought her $200 worth of Victoria’s Secret effects.

Keep it simple, make it count, and most of all, make sure it lasts as long as Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Apprentice.

Oh, and don’t forget that card!