I know that Cosmo puts out sex tips for women in each and every one of their magazines.  It’s staring me in the face every time I walk through the checkout aisle at the grocery store.

“745 Ways to please your man’ (really?), ‘Where to meet your man” (hey, how about EVERYWHERE), ‘4,354 Ways to tell if he’s into you’, etc, etc…

So I found this article on Cracked.com that picked out 7 sex tips from Cosmo that will put you in a hospital’.

Please ladies, DON’T do any of these…

1. Bite the Family Jewels – Self explanatory… they’re not seeded grapes.
2. Shake His Nuts – I really don’t think it’s going to help bring the rain.
3. Yank His Crotch Hair – You yank.  And I’ll yank.
4. Give Him a Sneezegasm – Keep the black pepper where it belongs… in the kitchen.
5. Milk His Cow – What’s good for the cows, is NOT good for the guys.
6. Go Joystick On His Boner – This isn’t asteroids.  Hit the wrong button and you could trigger an accidental roundhouse kick.
7. Put Him in the Fucking Hospital – This one said to basically GIVE HIM AN INDIAN BURN down there.  Don’t!

You can see the original article here